129 (Hilarious) Ways To Find A Husband

Heck, Some Of These May Just Work!

August 24, 2020
Wicker and Wilde
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Oh Em Gee!! 

Someone shopping a yard sale found an old McCall's Magazine from the '50s called "129 Ways to Get a Husband."  And a lot of the suggestions are just ridiculous.  Like one of them that just says, "Be friendly to ugly men."

Wicker and Wilde find this somewhat humorous but we'd never knock you if you wanted to try any of these.  Not all of them are mysoginistic and sexist.  However, some are just plain awful - LOL Here we go!

Here are a few more BAD pieces of advice on how to find a guy . . .

1.  "Get a job demonstrating fishing tackle in a sporting goods store."

2.  "Get lost at a football game."

3.  "Don't take a job at a company run mostly by women."

4.  "Learn to paint, [then] set up an easel outside an engineering school."

5.  This is Wicker's favorite - "Read the obituaries to find eligible widowers."

6.  "Wear a Band-Aid.  People always ask what happened."

7.  "Stand in a corner and cry softly.  Chances are good that he'll come over to find out what's wrong."

8.  "Get a sunburn."  (???) 

9. This is Rebecca's faaaavorite - "Don't be afraid to associate with more attractive girls.  They may have leftovers." Hahahahahahahahaha

Wicker and Wilde
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